Iced Out Wristwatch Without A Craftsman.

• If you can blood bend and DON’T just rip the blood out of every pore or orifice on someone’s body your shit is weak
• If you’re a fire bender and you don’t leave a motherfucker’s body burnt up beyond recognition (I’m talkin’ like dental records ain’t gonna do shit for this dude type burned) your shit is weak
• If you’re an earth bender and you don’t just smash a motherfucker in between two rocks or open up the ground and grind up a motherfucker with some earthquake type shit, your shit is weak
• If you’re a water bender I mean for fuck’s sake the human body is like what, 50-60% water? Use your damn imagination and quit splashin’ around some Water Gun shit like a damn squirtle because your shit is weak

nathanknowsbetter:

a blue heeler by my side and a good plot worth tillin’ up. All i really need.